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ULTIMATE LULZ!!!!!!!!!!! [Sep. 17th, 2008|05:18 pm]
try being stupid instead of smart

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[topsyturvytown]
OMG YOU GUYS

microworlds IS IN ENGERLAND RIGHT NOW AND SHE JUST BUMPED INTO NICK CAVE IN HER HOTEL AND SHE SHOWED HIM THIS PICTURE



I'M SRS SHE ACTUALLY SHOWED HIM THAT AND HE SAID "OH THAT'S NICE" OMG MICHELLE U R MY HERO
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From: lepopnoir
2008-09-17 09:33 pm (UTC)
I'm going to print it out 1009836583 times and paper aeroplane them onstage in November. YES.

He is in Sheffield, no?
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[User Picture]From: topsyturvytown
2008-09-17 09:35 pm (UTC)
idk which part of england they're in, but it's probably sheffield? i think michelle said she's going to see jarvis cocker tonight, so wherever that gig is, that's where she is, i guess.
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[User Picture]From: topsyturvytown
2008-09-17 09:57 pm (UTC)
OMG THAT WOULD BE HILARIOUS IF HE WENT TO THE GIG COS MICHELLE COULD BOTHER HIM THERE TOO!!!
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[User Picture]From: tomatorama
2008-09-17 09:43 pm (UTC)
MICHELLE U GO GRLFREN
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[User Picture]From: topsyturvytown
2008-09-17 09:45 pm (UTC)
4SRS!
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[User Picture]From: topsyturvytown
2008-09-17 09:56 pm (UTC)
OMG I KNOW RIGHT SHE SAID SHE WAS GONNA POST PICS SOON I CAN'T WAIT !!!!!
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[User Picture]From: microworlds
2008-09-18 12:08 am (UTC)
NO NO I'M STILL IN CALIFORNIA FIGURING OUT VISA STUFF THEY DENIED MY APPLICATION BUT THAT DOESN'T MATTER RIGHT NOW LOLOLOL HE'S PLAYING THE HOLLYWOOD BOWL STEFANO GAVE ME THE TICKETS YESTERDAY SO WE'RE GOING TONIGHT

OKAY SO LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL I WAS WALKING WITH STEFANO RITE AND I NOTICE A GUY'S HEAD THAT LOOKED LIKE NICK CAVE'S I MEAN COME ON SRSLY HE HAS HUGE HAIR AND HE HAS HIS MUSTACHE AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AND HE WAS THERE HE WAS CHILLIN WITH HIS PPL NEXT TO THE POOL NEAR THE LOBBY I GOT A PIC OF THE BACK OF HIS HEAD I'LL POST IT IN A SECOND AND SO I WAS RIDICULOUSLY EXCITED AND DIDN'T KNOW WHAT TO DO SO I LEFT THE HOTEL TO THE COFFEE BEAN AND I WENT BACK TO THE HOTEL AND HE WAS STILL AT HIS TABLE WITH HIS PEEPS SO I WENT BACK TO THE ROOM LOADED UP SRS CAVE SRS CAT WALKED DOWN TO THE TABLE AND HE WAS GONE!!! HE LEFT A MESS TOO THAT I TOOK A PICTURE OF LOL SO HE WAS IN THE LOBBY AND I GAVE HIM ALOOK LIKE O_O AND I STOOD THERE FOR A SECOND LIKE WTF OMG AND THEN HE WALKED AWAY TO GO TO THE BATHROOM AND I WAS FREAKING OUT AND ONE OF HIS FRIENDS WAS LOLLING AT ME SO I TALKED TO HIM AND TOLD HIM ABOUT THE FACEBOOK GROUP MAYBE HIS FRIEND WILL TELL HIM ABOUT IT BUT YEAH CAVE TOOK A WHILE AND THEN HE CAME OUT IN HIS RIDICULOUS SUNGLASSES AND I WAS LIKE "NICK I HAVE SOMETHING TO SHOW YOU!!!!" AND HE TOOK OFF HIS SUNGLASSES TO SEE AND HE LOLLED AND WAS LIKE "OH THAT'S VERY NICE" AND HE RAN AWAY OR SWAGGERED VERY FASTLY AWAY AND PUT HIS SUNGLASSES BACK ON BUT I WAS 2 CENTIMETERS AWAY FROM HIS FACE AND I ALSO SAID "SRS CAVE SRS CAT MY FRIEND MADE IT" OHHHHHHHHHH MYYYYYYYYYY GODDDDDDDDDDDDD

K SO I'M SEEING HIM TONIGHT I SHOULD PROBS WAIT FOR HIM OUTSIDE THE GIG AFTERWARDS AND MAYBE ASK HIM IF HE LIKES KITTENS IDK IDK
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[User Picture]From: topsyturvytown
2008-09-18 12:16 am (UTC)
gsldkgjdalfhasdahahahahahahaahgfodijKOFJAOOSHAHAH OMG THIS IS THE BEST STORY OF ALL TIME HOLY SHIT I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU ACTUALLY SHOWED HIM THAT

HOLY SHIT YOU SHOULD DEFINITELY TALK TO HIM AFTER THE SHOW IT WOULD BE HILARIOUS OMG YOU AND NICK CAVE CAN BE BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YAAAAAAAAY!

WTF WHY THE FUCK DO THEY KEEP DENYING YOUR APPLICATION I DON'T UNDERSTAAAAAAND
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[User Picture]From: microworlds
2008-09-18 12:21 am (UTC)
IKR SRSLY ONE OF THE GR8EST THINGS I'VE DONE I'M SUCH A FUCKING INSANE TROLL IRL AND ON THE INTERNET LIKE A SANE PERSON WOULD BE LIKE OMG NICK U R SEW KEWL I RLY LIKE YR MUSIC BUT WITH ME I WAS LIKE OMG NICK CAVE LOOK AT THIS PICTURE ON MY LAPTOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LOLOLOLOLOL ME AND CAVE BFF I WOULD DIE SRSLY OMG OMG I TTLY FORGOT APPARENTLY ONE OF HIS BANDMATES FROM THE BAD SEEDS IS IN ROOM 339 SO THAT SHOULD BE NEAR WHERE CAVE IS SLEEPING I SHOULD LEAVE A NOTE OUTSIDE THE ROOM SAYING "NICK CAVE-- GET A KITTEN...PLZ IT'S IMPORTANT 4 ALL OF MANKIND"

I DON'T UNDERSTAND EITHER!!!!!!!! HOPEFULLY IT'LL BE FIGURED OUT BEFORE I SEE MAGAZINE!!!!
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[User Picture]From: topsyturvytown
2008-09-18 12:25 am (UTC)
BUT THAT IS AWESOME BECAUSE IT'S UNIQUE!!!! IT'S LIKE IF SOMEONE WAS MEETING THOM YORKE THEY'D BE LIKE "OMG UR MUSIC SAVED MY LIFE" AND I WAS LIKE "LOL POP IS DEAD!!!!" BUT IT'S AWESOME COS IT'S DIFFERENT FROM WHAT EVERYONE ELSE DOES! AND IT'S NOT LIKE IT'S CREEPY, YOU DIDN'T STEAL A PIECE OF HIS HAIR OR ANYTHING!

OH SHIT IS BARRY ADAMSON STILL A BAD SEED I WONDER IF HE IS COS YOU COULD GO FIND BARRY ADAMSON AND TALK TO HIM ABOUT MAGAZINE BEING AWESOME!!!

UGH I HOPE SO BECAUSE THAT IS TOTAL BULLSHITTTTTTTTTT
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[User Picture]From: microworlds
2008-09-18 12:29 am (UTC)
LOL TRUE!!!! I HOPE IT AMUSED HIM MAYBE HE'LL TALK ABOUT IT ONSTAGE AND SAY "I SAW THIS KEWL IMAGE TODAY WHERE I'M SRS AND SOMEONE PUT A CAT NEXT TO ME THAT HAD THE SAME EXPRESSION, WHOEVER SHOWED ME THAT MEET ME AFTER THE SHOW I WANNA SEE SUM MORE" AND I'LL BE LIKE LOL COME INTO MY ROOM WE'RE STAYING AT THE SAME HOTEL!!!!!!!!! OMG HOW HILARIOUS WOULD THAT BE IF HE ACTUALLY CAME INTO MY ROOM AND WE HAD A PARTY LOL ~IMAGINATION~

IDK MAYBE I'LL SEE HIM!!! IT'LL BE HARD FOR ME NOT TO REFER TO HOWIE D AS HOWIE D AROUND HIM THO!

I KNOW I KNOW :( :(
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[User Picture]From: topsyturvytown
2008-09-18 12:34 am (UTC)
HE SEEMED AMUSED IF A LITTLE SCARED! YOU SHOULD PRINT UP THE PICTURE AND THROW IT ONSTAGE AT THE GIG THAT WOULD BE SOOOOOOOOOOO FUNNY! LOLOLOLLLLLLLLLLL I DON'T THINK HE'D GO SO FAR AS TO PARTY WITH YOU I THINK HE'S ~~TOO KEWL~~ FOR THAT I MEAN HE IS SRS CAVE AFTER ALL

YOU'LL HAVE TO RESIST THE URGE I GUESS! MANNNN I LOVE BARRY ADAMSON A LOT!
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[User Picture]From: electricwitch
2008-09-18 07:14 pm (UTC)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA

OH GOD. YOU SHOULD HAVE PUT A CAMERA IN YOUR HAT I WOULD GIVE MY LEFT BOOB TO HAVE SEEN HIS FACE.
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[User Picture]From: microworlds
2008-09-18 12:42 am (UTC)
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BACK OF CAVE'S HEAD LOLOLOLOLOL

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CAVE'S MESS LOLOLOLOLOL HE SURE LIKES PERRIER
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[User Picture]From: microworlds
2008-09-18 12:43 am (UTC)
DAMN IT I SHOULD HAVE TAKEN HIS COFFEE CUP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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[User Picture]From: topsyturvytown
2008-09-18 12:45 am (UTC)
OMG THIS IS THE FUNNIEST PICTURE EVER HIS GROSS HAIR AND BALD SPOT I LOVE IT

I'M SO GLAD YOU DIDN'T TAKE HIS COFFEE CUP! THERE ARE ALL THESE CREEPY INSANE RADIOHEAD FANS WHO FOLLOW RADIOHEAD AROUND AND GO INTO RESTAURANTS THEY'VE BEEN IN AND TAKE THEIR LEFTOVERS AND SHIT, SRSLY IT'S CREEPY! IT'D REMIND ME TOO MUCH OF THAT!!
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[User Picture]From: microworlds
2008-09-18 12:49 am (UTC)
LOLOLOLOLOL I KNOW THE SECOND I SAW HIM I WAS LIKE OMG THAT IS SO CAVE I MEAN JUST LOOK AT HIS HAIR WHO DOES THAT WITH THEIR HAIR SRSLY IT'S HUGE BUT I WAS STILL FREAKING OUT I MEAN DO I INTERRUPT HIS NICE SNACK BY THE POOL WITH HIS PEEPS WITH A LAPTOP WITH A PICTURE OF HIM AND A CAT ON IT?? LOL W/E I FOLLOWED HIM ANYWAY

I WOULDN'T HAVE KEPT IT!!! I WOULD HAVE SOLD IT ON EBAY!!!!
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[User Picture]From: topsyturvytown
2008-09-18 12:50 am (UTC)
LOL NOBODY ELSE DOES THAT HAIR UNLESS THEY WANNA BE NICK CAVE! AHAHAHA I THINK IT WAS OBVIOUSLY TOTALLY WORTH IT!

BUT YOU COULDN'T REALLY VERIFY IT WAS HIS COFFEE CUP AND NOBODY WOULD BUY IT!
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[User Picture]From: microworlds
2008-09-18 12:52 am (UTC)
HOW DO YOU KNOW??? PPL ON EBAY ARE STUPID!!!! YOU ARE GIVING PPL ON EBAY TOO MUCH CREDIT I MEAN JUST LOOK AT THE VIRGIN MARY TOAST OKAY
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[User Picture]From: topsyturvytown
2008-09-18 01:08 am (UTC)
WELL THEN JUST FIND A COFFEE CUP THAT'S EMPTY AND PRETEND IT'S NICK CAVE'S CUP AND SELL IT!
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[User Picture]From: lobsterbelle
2008-09-18 06:06 am (UTC)
LOLLLLL I SHOULD PUT THESE IMAGES AT THE END OF MY THESIS.
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[User Picture]From: topsyturvytown
2008-09-18 06:08 am (UTC)
DO THAT AND ALSO INSERT A CAPTION THAT STARTS WITH Fig. 1.1 OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT!
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[User Picture]From: hugelaurie
2008-09-22 06:44 am (UTC)
LOLOL THIS WHOLE STORY WINS BUT THE STEALTH PHOTOS OF THE BACK OF HIS HEAD AND HIS TRASHY MESS IS THE BEST! A++++++
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[User Picture]From: corpse_in_snow
2008-09-18 03:39 am (UTC)
OH MY GOD.

This is not only a high-water mark for LJ lolz comms., but also for any region of the internet dealing with the lolz and/or cats.

OH MY GOD.
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[User Picture]From: topsyturvytown
2008-09-18 04:30 am (UTC)
any region of the internet dealing with the lolz and/or cats
I.E. 90% OF THE NON-PORN INTERNET
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[User Picture]From: corpse_in_snow
2008-09-18 03:23 pm (UTC)
EXACTLY.
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[User Picture]From: utter_bastard
2008-09-18 03:51 am (UTC)
OH GOD. I AM LAUGHING SO DAMNED HARD, I CAN'T BREATHE.
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[User Picture]From: topsyturvytown
2008-09-18 04:29 am (UTC)
I KNOW RIGHT!
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[User Picture]From: lobsterbelle
2008-09-18 06:07 am (UTC)
THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR SHOWING HIM MY ART OMG CAN'T BREATHE.
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[User Picture]From: microworlds
2008-09-25 01:46 am (UTC)
YOU ARE WELCOME, IT WAS MY DESTINY AND I HAD TO SERVE IT AS BEST I COULD!!
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[User Picture]From: topsyturvytown
2008-09-25 02:07 am (UTC)
HEY BTW YOU SHOULD JOIN modelworkers! AND WE CAN FIGURE OUT PLANS FOR THE TRIP AND STUFF!
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[User Picture]From: edienippoli
2008-09-18 11:22 pm (UTC)
THIS IS AMAZING. YOU HAVE DONE AN AWESOME SERVICE TO ALL OF MANKIND <3 :( I'd probably be too scared to say anything.
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[User Picture]From: yobadself
2008-10-18 08:46 am (UTC)
WIN WIN WIN.
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